MySpace proclamation lands Pasco man in jail:

Normally I would post a story like this to the Tumblr blog but I just couldn't resist that mugshot.

Anyway, that's 26-year-old Brian Hinrichs of Pasco County, Florida. He sent his ex-girlfriend a message on MySpace that said "I still love you" and he got arrested for that. No this wasn't some kind of police state draconian violation of freedom of speech. He had a no contact order against him filed by his ex. But the best part is the explanation he gave...

At first, Hinrichs, 26, told deputies his mother sent the message, the report said. Then he blamed his current girlfriend and "a guy named Jacob," before acknowledging he sent the message, deputies said.

No word if he also blamed the one armed man.

He bonded out of the Land O' Lakes, Florida jail which I still believe is made out of butter.