Insane Clowns on Fan Murderers: "Grown Retards":

Let me preface this by saying again that I don't think that all Juggalos are criminals, poor dressers yes, criminals not always. I also don't think that the music of ICP is what is causing some of their fans to be murdering psychopaths.

Now having said that Insane Clown Posse themselves were on ABCs Nightline this week. It's a shame that Ted Koppel retired. It would have been surreal to see him interview Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.

Anyway when asked about the criminal element of their fan base Shaggy 2 Dope says that the fans who take the lyrics seriously are "grown retards."

"We don't encourage anybody," he says. "We have face paint on. We are entertainers. If any of our fans kill somebody, please don't buy any more of our records. Get out of our lives -- you're a sicko."

Do you hear that Juggalos? Stop being a bunch of dumbasses posing as bad asses. Stop carrying around meat cleavers and calling them hatchets. It's just a gimmick. It's like believing that pro wrestling is real.

And again if you don't want people to think that you're a gang then some of you need to stop acting like one.

Defendant in 'Juggalo' murder case makes requests:

19-year-old Shawn Freemore, aka Skippy Critter, has made spome requests in his upcoming murder trial. Freemore, along with fellow Juggalo Ian Seagraves, aka ThrOwT Stabba, are accused of stabbing ex-serviceman Michael Goucher to death.

Skippy is asking the court to dismiss some of the statements he made, dismiss a robbery charge against him, and to try him separately from Seagraves.

I find that last part the most interesting. It seems the Juggalos are a 'family' until more than one of them are facing the heat then they're very eager to flip on each other.

What else I find interesting about the article was the parents who are making excuses for their kids...

Seagraves' mother said he couldn't have helped kill anyone because he was home that night.

Freemore's parents, Ryan and Patricia Freemore, appeared in court Thursday to show support for him.

"No one who knows Shawn can believe any of this," Patricia Freemore said. "It's so unlike him. Maybe it was those drugs they were taking. He's always been so gentle and polite, mild-mannered, fun to be with."

Yeah...I'm sure they were regular boy scouts.

Alleged Insane Clown Posse gang member in court on drug charge:

Who knew there were Juggalos in Montana? Anyway that's 26-year-old Brandon William Desper of Billings. He got busted for intent to sell when he got caught with a half a pound of weed.

Desper was your typical dumbass. He reported a theft from his house but the investigation led police to find out that he was allegedly dealing pot from his house.

However I think the Billings police are overreacting about Juggalos being a gang. Most of them are just burned out dumbasses. The ones that consider themselves an actual gang are the minority but the entirety of Juggalos are not a gang.

Thanks to Craig for the tip.

Teen accused of helping beat, rob her grandmother:

First it was robbing 12-year-olds. Then it was robbing and vandalizing a school for the deaf. Now we have a story where criminal Juggalos robbed and beat up an old lady.

A Tacoma teen Juggalette, female Juggalo, has been charged with helping her Juggalo friends tie up, beat and rob her own grandmother. Most of the suspects are teens except for one. There's always got be that one creepy guy that hangs out with teens. That creepy guy would be 20-year-old Matthew Richard White.

I'm still waiting for one of them to steal candy from a baby.

Juggalos arrested in Mesa school theft:

Mesa PD: Gang members target School for the Deaf:

Just when you think it couldn't get any lower than a pair of Juggalos robbing some 12-year-olds now we have a trio of Juggalos from Mesa, Arizona who are accused of vandalizing and robbing a school for the deaf, four times.

Raymond J. Steele, 20; Levi Blanton, 18; and Russell Westergard, 22, (pictured) are accused of breaking into the Sequoia School for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing on four separate occasions and trashing the place and staeling various electronic equipment. The dumbasses even put Juggalo related graffiti on the walls including a 'woop woop'.

It will probably be only a matter of time before we get a story about some Juggalos stealing candy from babies.

JoCo man gets 15 years for firing into Platte County apartment:

That my friends is 32-year-old Juggalo Dewey Dixon of Shawnee Mission, Kansas. He is a member of the Juggalo Rydas which is classified by local police as a street gang. Dixon himself was even quoted as saying that the Rydas are like family. So when one of the members of his 'famiy' got into it with some other guys Dixon took it upon himself to go to Platte County, Missouri to fire a Mac-10 into the apartment of the other men. Except, it was the wrong apartment once again showing the intelligence level of most Juggalos.

Dixon was sentenced to 15 years in prison under a law that was designed to discouragae drive by shootings.

He may just be the oldest Juggalo at 32. No word if his previous residence was his mom's basement.

Second Suspect Arrested In Robbing Of 12-Year-Olds:

A trio of Juggalos are accused of robbing two 12-year-old boys in Puyallup, Washington. Two of them have been arrested and one remains at Large. The two that were arrested were 21-year-old Tommy James Kurtz and 22-year-old John-David Faddis.

First let me spell this in big letters so the Juggalos can comprehend it. I'M NOT SAYING ALL JUGGALOS ARE CRIMINALS. However the ones that are are so bad and tough and tough and bad that they feel they have to tagret pre-teen boys in the suburbs.

Now let's get back to Juggalo #2 in this story John-David Faddis, or as he prefers to be called "Frosty". Check out his jailhouse interview from KIRO where he made the interviewer call him Frosty. Some people obviously live the gimmick a little too hard.

I'd like to see these tough guys try and pull this act in the hood.

Assault suspect arrested in park:

20-year-old Larry Williams is one of the quartet of Juggalos in Modesto, California who are accused of beating a man in a park. I guess Larry thought that he didn't have to show up for court after he was released on his own recognizance. Where did they catch him? The same park where the beating took place. Granted police lured him there but that's beside the point. Now he's being held on $125K bail.

Modesto Juggalos: Too stupid to stay out of jail.

Gruesome details released in 13-year-old's murder:

I originally posted about Alex Pacheco here. He's the 19-year-old Juggalo from Broomfield, Colorado who is accused in the death of 13-year-old Kelsey Shannon.

It's believed that Pacheco killed Kelsey because he was jealous and thought she was flirting with another boy. Let's just put the creepy age difference aside for a second. Anyway Pacheco allegedly killed her and left her body in a drainage ditch for months while posting about how much he missed and loved his missing girlfriend.

In a recent preliminary hearing for Pacheco police testified that a friend of Pacheco's said that he stabbed and choked Kelsey. The autopsy has been sealed for the time being.

Is it me or is stabbing the preferred method of violence for the criminals among Juggalos?

UPDATE: It's alleged that this sick son of a bitch had sex with her corpse too.

Police found a Word document on Pacheco's computer called Kelsey.doc that said...

“I love the thought of necrophilia,” Pacheco wrote, according to a Broomfield police detective’s testimony Wednesday. “A dead body never judge(d) him, play(ed) games with him or hurt his feelings.”

I wonder how 'the family' feels about this scumbag now.

Man held in Clovis sex assault of teens:

Speaking of Juggalos, because we were, read this article. Go ahead. Read the whole thing. It's not that long. I'll wait.

Ok, are you finished? Good. Now allow me to translate.

23-year-old Jordan Perez of Clovis, California is a Juggalo. He more than likely has a following of teenybopper Juggalos. This does not necessarily make them a gang. However it seems that he holds some sway over his local group of teenybopper Juggalos. Enough sway that he allegedly coerced two underage girls to have sex with him.

First off if you're still painting your face and calling yourself a Juggalo at the age of 23 chances are that your life is already at a dead end. Secondly if you feel the need to surround yourself with underage girls there is something definitely wrong with you.