"Juggalo" Drug Bust in Clovis:

Clovis PD Busts Clown-Following Gang:

2-month investigation ends with drug bust of Juggalos in Clovis:

Six Juggalos and one middle aged man were arrested in Clovis, California for allegedly selling drugs from the man's house. I would imagine that the homeowner, 45-year-old Jeffrey Nicholas, was the brains of the operation. Well he couldn't have had too many brains since he was employing Juggalos to do his dirty work.

Anyway the gang of seven were busted for allegedly selling pain killers Oxycontin and Opana, other prescription drugs, meth and weed out of the residence. Did I also mention that Nicholas' three kids ages 6-9 were also in the home while the drugs were allegedly being sold?

The Juggalos that were arrested were 28-year-old Joshua Waite, 22-year-old Jared Campbell (pictured), 20-year-old Paul Troup, 20-year-old Chad Pokorny, 27-year-old Mandy Kelly, and 18-year-old Rose Williams.

Again I have to says this because the Juggalos that can actually read can't get it through their heads. I realize that not a Juggalos are gang members. I realize that not all Juggalos are criminals. However there are an inordinate amount of criminals that are Juggalos compared to any other music fan. And when you group yourselves together like this and commit criminal activities it's not hard to see how some people can consider them a gang.

Man held in Clovis sex assault of teens:

Speaking of Juggalos, because we were, read this article. Go ahead. Read the whole thing. It's not that long. I'll wait.

Ok, are you finished? Good. Now allow me to translate.

23-year-old Jordan Perez of Clovis, California is a Juggalo. He more than likely has a following of teenybopper Juggalos. This does not necessarily make them a gang. However it seems that he holds some sway over his local group of teenybopper Juggalos. Enough sway that he allegedly coerced two underage girls to have sex with him.

First off if you're still painting your face and calling yourself a Juggalo at the age of 23 chances are that your life is already at a dead end. Secondly if you feel the need to surround yourself with underage girls there is something definitely wrong with you.